“Give it here....”

Kenneth is my new spirit animal!

Can you imagine the roar of the crowd when, in a few years, he steps up on to the first tee?

You know damn well this hard head fucker ain’t gonna just up and retire from the game.

I would spend 7 months of my life to get the chance. 

Uncle Elon disagrees.

How long/far away do you think we are that some day this will be a live video, or close to live feed?
In our lifetime?

You can’t impeach him for being a bad ass mutha. 

Tried this probably a dozen time... I pass out and break a blood vessel every time.
This is fake news.

[Me] “Hey, you aren’t allowed to call people derpy any longer. Capeesh?”

I practiced BJJ for several years in my mid 30s.... got up to a 2 stripe blue belt and finally came to the conclusion my back could not take it any more. I was having severe back spasms every 6 months or so that would just set me back in training. Watching guys who came in after me, pass me by, was demoralizing.
Not…

Growing up in Sac as a kid in the 80's, it was gloriously mixed race, and I say that with all love. A lot of the black kids got to dress up as Mr. T, B.A. Baracus..., and I was suuuuuper jealous... gold chains, the mowhawk, the vest.... I used to love the A-team.... and I can tell you what, at no time did I ever think…

I hear ya. I was like “Oh shit, maybe I put in a little fun money into this and.....Nevermind.”

Really don’t want to be “that guy”.

I am constantly snowing during the winter... big flakes, small, my eyebrows, my beard... once the cold air hits, its on... the summer, not at all, and with this NW dry air... man its rough. I try not to wash every day and let some natural oils help, but even then...

Some days it feels like I have cradle cap... nothing…

Damn, was about to re-watch it this weekend in order to try to get a better grasp on it. The first time around was filled with... “Wait. Pause it. What?” 

It looks like suede. 

Want something done right, do it yourself. Chip chop chip... get to writing!

Im 42 and can still rock a ground shuffle to a flair to back spin to an .... ouch, fuck. God damn it. Ohhhh man.

“I’m good’th wif that’th.”—Mike Tyson
FTFY

I don’t see the issue here. 

#True