You obviously did not get a degree from the University of Phoenix. 

You don’t. Slowly back away and tell them there is a 5G tower behind them. Then run. 

The first rule of pee club Beth. 

During the cold Idaho weather... My routine is typically something like:

At what point does one become so rich and/or so famous that they become delusional?

Just think of it this way... if you’re close enough you could smell their cologne/perfume or a fart.... you’re too close!

Don’t blame me bro, I am not voting for that wet sack of Aardvark assholes. 

Red Flag #268: Hiding their meth usage.

I just unscrambled HBO on my cable box, now I gotta turn it off? Crap. 

Well since you ask.... tee hee... :)... I was ... 8-9? and my great grandfather had passed away. He was from Mexico and raised my dad as his child, so he was grandpa. Didn’t speak english so they taught me the basics as a child. His name was Jesus, or “hey-soos” as it was pronounced. Anyway, after the viewings and…

I saw a ghost once. 

Big brain time... shit, I wish I would have thought of this 15 years ago when I had to declare. 

Good on Abram... he showed a loooooooot of restraint with that fucking idiot Miyagi son. 

Left my old employer after 12 years to start a new job. It was a toxic hell hole.
Got engaged.
Got healthy.

Just got my notification in the mail last week on my 19' Tacoma... I think this is the third recall behind a potential faulty collision sensor and one other thing.... making me feel like I made a mistake with my first truck purchase. 

I prefer the tried and true tactic of “I am growing weary of this conversation, I am going to terminate it now. Good bye.”

That nasty fuck has all the looks of a god damn creepy bastard. 

The best method would be to no longer respond, dont give it any thought and it will go away like a prick in a cold pool.

This is the introvert we all strive to be. #bravo 

Free my ass. Mine cost 35k!