I saw these photos pop up on various feeds and I looked around in the room [empty] like, what in the fuck is this... what the fuck in the world is going on right now.... please...someone... Like it was a fucking 50’s promo spot for a new world in a bubble ... I cant even... I’m out. 

I grew up in Sacramento. Ghetto. Projects. In a van at the park. Shelters. I moved to Idaho when I was 27, now 41. I have to say, one of the best things I love about this place is that I can drive 8 minutes south and be in the middle of nowhere desert plains and river canyons.... and I can drive 45 min north and be in…

That’s even cooler.

I dont know the artist or their techniques, but I have seen instances of where they use real fabrics. I.e. jean jacket and glove and use a hardening material to make them “turn to stone”....idk.. like a lacquer or epoxy.  The color looks like it was brushed or painted with a flat black tone...which is dope btw...and a…

I am astonished that human hands created that statue in 5 weeks. By hand. It’s fucking beautiful. 

I took my 8 year old son on a wooden coaster at Lagoon in Utah last year, his first real coaster, and the sheer terror and excitement on his face after the ride is one I wont ever forget. “I almost fell out dad!”

Good lord I am glad I am not the only one going through this right now... I have a 14yr old and sweet baby jesus its pulling teeth to even get some basic level of acknowledgement. She hides in her room for hours a day. I have to ask multiple times for anything to get done. She just eats and disappears. Doing tik tok…

Sophomore year one of the hottest girls in school came over with her entourage to try and prank me by asking me to a dance. (I already knew it was coming)
I was that pimple face white boy, 110lbs soak n wet, baseball bench rider.
With a couple of my homies within ear shot I dropped “Yeah. Im good.”  
She lost her…

The Middle East agrees with this statement. 

AHHH damn it... forgot to add 2 drops of Frankincense.

It’s a balance. Don’t get your ratios off you end up with Swine Flu. 

Here’s what worked for my cousins sister in-laws nephew.
Mix 2 ounces of bleach, equal parts miracle grow.
Combine that with 2tsp of borax, 1tbsp Himalayan pink salt.
Mix into a paste. You’ll need 6 cotton swabs to dip into the paste.
Put one under each eyelid, two between cheek and gum (like Skoal), that last two…

Those boys look like they spelunk each others booty caves, but “no homo”, on the regular out yonder. If you shoot good ol boy in the forest and no one is around to hear it.... did it really happen?

People are going to do dumb ignorant shit every day of every life.... If I had to be mad or angry or disgusted every time someone did.... I would spend my entire life in that state of mind. I for one, cannot do that. 

I found one at the local farmers market that weirdly enough was filled with Vodka and had a tap in it.... who’d a thunk?

I should have said “What’s Little Richard got to do with this?”

You mean people dont want to pay $200 for jeans any longer?

I sensed your humor and tried to be facetious in response. Swing and miss. 

You’re gonna go tear down a statue of Prince bro? Not cool. Not cool at at all. 

Remember, if you are wearing the skin suit of thine enemies, SPF 100 is required to keep it from shrinking and getting rubbery.