Absolutely not. Why do you ask?

My brother and I lived on white rice and season salt for a week while my dad spent the money on drugs. I can still taste that fucking seasoning. 

I thought it was a JiffyLube commemorative series.  

Remember when Blount punched that kid on Boise State at the end of the game? Shit was hilarious. 

Uhhhh You know she’s white right? Aint no cops gonna come arrest her for that shit. They’d probably give her training on the spot to help. I can hear this bitches voice at a fucking restaurant sending something back because it’s too hot and how the waiter is an idiot. God damn it makes my blood boil. 

Jezus fucking christ. I don’t even know what to say... I am just at a loss for words. 

Came here to drop that one. Although my version was:

Counter point. Nope.

Drunk white woman gets a load in her eye in Fake Taxi is not a real job. 

White, rich, powerful, shady men employ him. That’s how. They cut him, they lose money. He will apologize, shed a tear or two, get back to his work like it was just a problem in the past. 

I would smash that button hole. Just sayn. 

I would like to attend this event. How does I get a coupon for this?

I am not sure that’s the burning sensation ol’ Littlebum was referring to. 

I have what has been classified as Erythema Nodosum. Which are red, tender, bruise like lumps that appear on the shin and legs. I get them from time to time, but no doctor has ever been able to tell me why i get them or how they form. The ones on the shin bone are the worst and the ones on the calf feel like tumors.…

Would it be safe to say that those who have served in the armed forces are already in the national database of the DNA’s? I mean we basically said “Yessir/Yesmaam” to anything put in front of us. 

Just spent some time doing this last evening. So what is the consensus on using WD40 for the chain and gears, and bolt area along the forks and wheels?

If you haven’t shimmied off a nice slim piece of your finger using one of these, you dont belong in the kitchen. Guard schmard. Go big or go to the ER. 

Time to hoard syringes and resell them on Amazon.

Had a dream the other night I was at a speaking convention and my teeth starting falling out of my mouth, and I tried to hide it as it was happening. Like every word I said, one tooth “boop boink” right into the podium. I could feel my anxiety kicking in full gear and the lights were so bright in my face I could…

What kind of mad man trims the beard during this time?

What kind of mad man trims the beard during this time?