I braved WallyWorld last week and went with a bandana mask, and my hunting face mask hoodie thing on. Beanie and gloves as well. I could not believe how many people WERE NOT taking precautions and just willy nilly walking around like shit wasn’t serious. Some lady was shaking her head like I was the fucking weirdo.…

So grateful to be in an industry and company that is ‘essential’ at this time, and that I still have my job. IDEK what I would do if it came to an abrupt end. 

What happened to the good ol days of rag on a stick?

You try Tubi TV?

I recall the days when I used to do anything I could to work from home. Yeah, nah, I’m good. Love you guys. Be safe. :(

Not pooping on the regular. 

I can’t even imagine this scenario. “Oh hi... you want to go somewhere else? Nah. Just get comfy. Chill. Oh you’re feeling fine? Here’s a tickle in your throat. Annnnd how about we throw in a dick of a person to keep you company.”

Try Leisure Suit Larry. 

Thank god for the trampoline in my backyard. 

I have had dry cough, phlegm, snotty nose for about 12 days. Getting better each day. No fever, or common type flu symptoms though. Energy is good and no headaches. Maybe I have a mild case? I’m 40 and gook to pretty good overall health. I don’t feel a need to get tested and am confining myself at home. My couch…

The older I get, and my historically bad lifestyle from age 20-40 of drinking and smoking makes me fear more and more very day that I am going to be diagnosed with Cancer at some point in my life. Fuck off man. 

The gym today was pretty empty for the usual morning crowd. Typically in the 20-30's count, was more like 6. But of course ‘Colossus’ showed up slamming plates around and dropping weight on the floor like a god damn heathen. We get it bro....you’re mad at COVID.... we all are. No need to take it out on the weights. 

<ArnoldVoice>
Negative. Your puny man baby arms wont be able to turn the jack and loosen a lug nut, let alone jack up the car and lift the tire. Puny man. 
</ArnoldVoice>

Walmart was out of toilet paper yesterday. Walmart, people.

We have determined that it would be 24 times on average per year.

Remember that 80’s commercial ‘I learned it by watching you!’.

Dave was ahead of his time. I just need one more season. Maybe two. 

Jezus fuking christ... I am going to start licking my hands and slapping people just to watch them freak the fuck out. 

I hear whisky works too. 

Haven’t we all learned that using antibacterial sanitizers only make the virus mutate and stronger?