Or his mentals. 

Hang it on the wall as decor. 

I hope he gets 3 more checks from this lawsuit for more money.

I am speaking strictly on just being homeless in general. It sucks. It is fucking terrible and having a drug addict father and alcoholic mother didn’t help. Not knowing where you are going to sleep that night. Are we going over by the park with basketball court? Down by the river so no one will bother us? What about…

Wait, those cards are real? I knew it.

I can handle a belt around my neck like most of us here, but at the end of the day I’d like to fall asleep on my own, thank you very much.

“Your honor, all of sudden I had a dick in my mouth and I panicked...what else would you expect me to do?”

Oh the good ol’ days of Tinder. Excited that those days are behind me. I recall a pleasant exchange of a rather delightful looking young lady of whom I matched in my area. We chatted for about 5 minutes when the discussion took a very serious turn. My new friend was stuck on the side of the road because her car had…

I have a feeling Boise is not on this list because...well because it’s Boise. 

You mean ‘fiddeen’.
#Team16"

Calm your tits. 

But not our governmental elections right? Because that would be bad. 

Why isn’t Boise Idaho to Dublin in this list of deals? Fookn bullshet. 

Do you think former celebrities like this have some sort of PR agent, or maybe just a stupid friend who tells them something like “Dude... you have say something outrageously stupid... you gotta get yourself back out there man.”

How about you teach your child that when they give a gift, it’s all about the you wanting to do something for that person. That it should give you a good feeling, because you are in control of your own happiness and not to expect shit in return because most people wont thank you for shit in adulthood. Keep it real…

Can I just get a movie about Otis the security guard before I die? Is that too much to ask.

Dude in the back looks like he is about to cry.

As a white person... I am consistently embarrassed by the stupidity of white people and the complete ignorance that is displayed on a daily, scratch that, hourly basis. She deserves a kick in the cunt, a 2 piece bitch slap followed by an RKO. 

No doubt... my girlfriend and I just kind of went... “Uhhhh what the fuck? Wow. Um. Yeah. Ok.”

Sharting herself, or eating her boogers? You lost me there.