The only issue I have ever encountered was with my Pixel2 where Bluetooth ear buds would stop playing every 30 seconds for about a second...start again then blip out... 

I typically make up a fake name and scenario about some kid at school.

#TeamButterleaf

Look under the what now? :)

Do people really, or did they really enjoy his music? I mean... I’m a hip hop head and can honestly say I have never intentionally listened to one of his tracks.
And does he really think that he is the next coming of Christ?

Do people really, or did they really enjoy his music? I mean... I’m a hip hop head and can honestly say I have never intentionally listened to one of his tracks.
And does he really think that he is the next coming of Christ?

What’s a check?

#TeamPecan all day yo!

Haven’t had a drink since 12/31. So I am pretty sure I have save $200 in the past weeks.

I am middle of the road on your feelings for me. 

Negative. It’s not giving a fuck. 

I really like you. 

Don’t forget about my mans trunk sale in Inglewood. 2 for 1. 

I recall one of those ‘45 person group interviews’. I was working in Title & Escrow years ago and I got a call from a loan officer that said I would be a good fit for their company as a loan agent and make twice what I am making now. To come down for an interview at like 7pm, which should have been my first flag of a…

I was planning on going into some tirade of my life events leading up to my divorce, making them sound funny like a checklist of shit ‘to do’, but not really to do. In reality, it was years of a shit show. Kids suffered, we suffered, the people around us ...etc... After years of the shit, it was over. We moved on, now…

It would actually be better if a trinket midget was fluted over with a little “bedaliddle leee foooop” and he would magically appear, take your cherished valuable, stuff it in his little leather satchel and scamper away. Only to have it show up on your pillow upon your return from your far away travels, with a love…

My daughter has an iPhone 6s... busted screen and doesn’t charge any more. What can I get for that?

My son is 8 and I can see this type of unacceptable behavior looming over the horizon. I shall appropriately respond with a logical, well thought, parental statement of: “Fine, look like an idiot. Get in the truck dummy.”

#1-#6. Noted. 

Uhhh am I the only one who rewards a nightly teeth brushing with a piece of candy?