I approve of this approach. Finish with a rinse and a DDT right into the pillow!

This is a bunch of pig shit. 

I just never take mine off and I never lose it.

The 8yr old in me just lost his shit.... oh my goodness. 

Comedy, in all of its methods of delivery is suffering at the hands of society.

yeah. I think i got an email from them like a month later with a super crazy deal like “fly anywhere we go for $10!!!” and I was like “nope”. 

Why do you think the Klan wears robes.
Well that and easier sex with goats. 

As a member and representative of the WSA -Worldwide Slug Association, we condemn this kind of association and decry any an all comparisons to this human.

The show yes... but we lost a day on our hotel and did not get any type of compensation or refund. But I did get a cool $25 off my next flight! 

Purdy much. Once it turns into deep emotional and philosophical conversation, that means I need to go to bed. 

Was going to Vegas for a show a few years back, decided to try this great deal with great seats and some free casino credits. Hooooo man it was going to be great. So I booked my flight with the company called Allegiant and.... Ill stop there. 

Meh.... watched this a few weeks back. Slow and predictable IMO. Was looking for more twist and a little more emphasis on the conclusion. 3.5 stars. 

I will be 42 this year and the other day I was at the kids little play museum thing and they have a little zip line about 20ft long. I put my daughter on and ran to the other end to get her. I heard my ankles clearly state “Whoa, whoa... what the fuck do you think you are doing here? Hahahah... simmer down old man.”

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Avoid the gym. 

I could see how you would get the two confused. Hoping it’s not your version. 

Let Jeopardy rest with Alex. No one else. No new shows.
“What is, I am getting teary eyed Alex.”

Does this apply to happy drunks? Because I partake quite liberally on quite a frequent basis and never thought about raping, pillaging, hurting anyone (ok, i think I want to fight in a big bar brawl, but it never happens). I’m more of a happy drunk who would rather ride shotgun and talk with complete strangers amongst…

Came to ask the same thing.... what in the world is that thing?!

I laughed so fucking hard at this because I can picture it so damn clearly. Oh lord, thank you for this.