Creepy hugs and the smell of death?

Worther’s candy?

The look on this kids face in the cover photo leads me to believe ain’t no one taking his binky any time soon. He’s got that look of ‘I will wreck your shit if you touch my binky.” Jezus its creeping me out. 

These came with the house that my gf and I bought a few months ago... I have not had the courage to try it yet. While moving in, my daughter and I were trying to figure out how to operate it and she shot me in the face with a hefty stream of water. It has some serious pressure and I am afraid ill do more than just…

These came with the house that my gf and I bought a few months ago... I have not had the courage to try it yet.…

Nice! I think I would be saving probably close to $300 a month, easy. Ill probably substitute it with snacks tho....I likes the salty snacks. Still going to end up saving some cash tho. 

I’m laying off booze for 90 days, so I should be able to retire in April. Good luck suckas!

You should update your user name to Heywould U Getoffame Perv

Can a white dad be washed? Or are we just by default “washed”. I would like to think I am pretty cool. Maybe barely cool. Never mind. I think I answered my question. 

Tinder. 

I was going to say eat a dick. But a snickers might help too. 

May I please have a white person interpretation for “washed black dad”. I could make an assumption based on a quick google search, but yeah... nah. 

Was going to say the exact same shit. Pretty sure he’s out drinking with the sheriff.

Dumb dumb deserved a good chokehold for his stupid ass actions. 

They got a lot of junk in the Trump.

Twilight? or The Twilight Zone... huuuuuuge difference there my friend. 

This place better has some motha fuckn cardboard and a boom box outside or else I ain’t going!

So there he was, Tum Tum the Elf, sitting in the Christmas tree. The day prior he was hanging on the corner of the tv. His beady little eyes illuminated by one single red bulb of the tree lights. It almost looks like he is about to fall out of the tree. I ask the children how they feel about Tum Tum these days. “Who?”…

I have been following this case off and on since the original airing of Making a Murderer. Here is my take: The county officials are all fucking guilty from the top to the bottom. It was staged, planted, created, whatever you want to call it. When they blew the first Avery case and he was about to take home,what, 100…

In this exact scenario now... looking for a car for my daughter under 4k... Toyota or Honda, and enough to fit 6, 4 or awd and safe. Anyone got any recommendations?

I never knew Wawa was a thing till this moment. We obviously don’t have these in Idaho, but I wish we did so I could say, on the daily, “brb going to Wawa”. It just makes you want to say it over and over.