I asked for one of those thick, nice cutting boards for an experience evening as you mentioned. It was one of those raw cut edge type cutting/serving boards.... omg... the things that make me happy the older I get!

I am so sad to be living in this era. 

You’re an animal. 

“You are hereby charged with premeditated ass kicking. But bro, I gotta say, you look’n shredded. Nice work.”

In other news. I finally got glasses at the age of 41!

I can clearly see that in the responses. 

That may be my fate. But as of today, meh. 

They are pretty cute. 

I am?

Exactly. 

I am 41 and have never voted. Politics make me want to walk away from any conversation. I give less than two fucks who the president because I feel it really doesn’t matter what they promise, it all ends up being half baked in the end. Too much red tape for me to really believe in anything. I have always felt this way…

I kicked social media cold turkey about a year ago so influencers don’t mean too much to me, and from what I know the Paul kid is kind of one? All I know is that what he did in Japan was wrong on so many levels.

Now at the age of 41 am I finally getting a grip on my debt and savings... and 100% credit (no pun intended, although it works beautifully) goes to my gf and her ability to manage funds way better than I ever could. Cmon tax refund!! You’re going all on debt you little sweet bastard. 

Just dropped a twenty spot last night because I had a bum cord... i was in that ‘if you lay it just right it charges’ phase. 

“... and to my loving children I bequeath them all equal shares of income generated by TickleElmosTaint.com”

“Snoop Debt F-R-E-E in the mutha fuckn house...”

It’s much more special and personal to give someone a plastic card with a corporate logo on it.

Complete brain fart on that one. Disregard. 

9 out of 10 alcoholics agree that making hooch by the gallon is better!

Rambo Last Blood - Air Force Edition.