Jezus.... this game franchise? has come a long way. I can still remember the first time the local bowling alley near my house in Sacramento got MK1 when I was like 14/15. I absolutely lost my shit and spent a Jnco jeans pocket full of quarters playing that fucking game. The manager used to come over and watch us and…

Unfortunately most of us were slowly choked to death by this music.

I can’t believe I am reading this.

Psh. Unreal. Red Leaf all day.

Pick anything and you’re sure to be on point. It’s all going down hill. 

Lettuce haters get no follow ups anyway. #Lettuce4Life 

-Loads all comments.

Jezus christ, what is wrong with you all and your inability to process a facetious comment. Killing me smalls. 

You’re getting on the internet taking every statement literal. Not odd. 

Its been about a year... freal... not being an ass... it was a red eye flight to Sacramento. Maybe the destination had something to do with it. 

No. I make those little bastards suffer and tell them food, clothes and a roof is their present. Santa is dead and I have his deer mounted in the garage. 

I have 4. That’s why I am at this desk and not in Aruba.

I say don’t buy anyone shit and save your money for a vacation. This holiday has become nothing more than a commercialized corporate money grab.

Maybe airlines will recognize that their fees are fucking out of control and adjust to the demand accordingly and lower prices.

Fuck this. Let me talk to your manager. I. Said. Now. 

*goes into incognito mode.*

This makes me feel uneasy. 

Best breakfast in Boise is in my own mutha fuckn kitchen sucka. Come to my house for some morning glory and ill break you off some of my homemade chorizo, papas, bacon quiche.... cream in your coffee and in your pants I gar-on-tee.

Answer I was looking for. Ty. 

Does anyone here find it to be more fun with a bunch of people, aka “team building exercise” style, or maybe just you and a close friend/spouse/partner to keep it more quaint.