I love you too. 

Thanks ‘Boss’...psh...gtfoh with that micro management, time card, butts in the seat shit...If a flat tire takes me all day... it takes me all day. Maybe its a premium tire and they only have one in the surrounding area and it has be shipped to the store I am at. Maybe my flat tire caused me some emotional and mental…

^ 2 block chump. 

#5 is the same as #1. 

I like to put mine in my back pocket and twerk. 

Prove me wrong... uhhh... but I don’t recall any artists who want to cover this song. 

Uhhhh putting in the queue now!

Next round on me you glorious bastard!

I do this shit all the time and I love it... most of the local watering holes I visit are loaded with a backlog of country songs. The old coots playing the same shit over and over... Like a silent assassin i’ll fastpass and drop a Purple Lamborghini by Rick Ross, some Korn or a even a good smattering of Slipknot (all…

How is this even believable... John Fucking Goodman is in the photo. Jezus. 

I have to admit, the very end of The Blair Witch Project locked me up in fear... I don’t tend to watch the jump scares because they are somewhat predictable, and the blood and guts stuff just doesn’t do it for me. The ones that get me are these Blair Witch types... just creepy. When dude was standing in the corner…

But it has 4.5 stars and a bunch of positive comments! It has to be good. 

I wish you nothing but dreams of his sultry voice, saying this lovely sonnet over and over until you wake up in a pool of sweat, only to find Joe at the foot of your bed naked and covered in pigs blood.

Look them straight in the oculus, extend only your digitus secundus towards the sky, palm facing your subject. Elevate your arm to bring said digit to the subjects labia oris and gently press. In conjunction exhale a gentle “shhh” sound from oral cavity. 

My hack. Trim with beard trimmers first. Get a quick pass with a zero level, makes shaving a whole lot quicker imo. 

As a Cardinals fan, I believe you. 

Nope. They should be thanking me. 

Stop looking at your fucking phones and pay attention. Problem solved. 

I actually leave it on a very light trickle... i like to get a few extra splashes of fresh water whilst brushing my teeth.

I can totally feel that sentiment. A feeling of “Psh, been shopping at Wegman’s for years bro.”

I remember the first time I heard of Hardee’s when I went to Mississippi at the ripe age of 18. Growing up in CA it was Carl’s Jr., and I literally lost my shit. Like “Uhhh why is that sign wrong?”