Ugh. Didn't Julia Roberts once play a formerly fat woman who was overshadowed by her superstar sister in America's Sweethearts? I think she even played a production assistant. Apparently the role had ZERO affect on her ability to empathize. How oblivious can a person be? She sounds like a jerk!

And he's just standing there BEAMING with his parents who both look exactly like him. Ugh.

I'm sure he's fine...

I like how the white car is all like AW HELLS NO and just backs away slowly.

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You HAVE to listen to this orchestrated version of the the Moon Theme.

Just substitute "Stanford" for "Canada."

No one's talking about it but I almost wish I had waited to upgrade until after YouTube releases their iOS6 app for the iPad. I use that more than maps in my day-to-day life. Still, I think it's pretty short-sighted not to upgrade at all for one feature. The only reason not to be cutting edge in my opinion is if it…

You could pretty much tell whatever she said would be awful based on the hat alone. Now we now where Loche gets his signature grill-wearin' style.

Droid's got some devices that look like someone's trying to shove a Kindle in their back pocket.

Well why not. Wolves are just so magical and beautiful, you know? Also Native Americans.

I know all these athletes train in a bubble. (Michael Phelps still seems to be mastering the basics of human communication...) but the Chinese take it to EXTREMES. I mean, yes, Gabby Douglas had to move across the country and stay with a host family to reach the Olympics, but I'm sure she still talked to her mom…

Too bad they don't have golf in the Olympics. Dear Leader would have killed with his beginner's luck of 38 points over 18 holes.

Why does China insist on doing this to their athletes? Can't they see that Americas can be fantastic Olympians and still enjoy being huge doofuses who do bong hits? If this sort of extreme isolation was really an advantage, wouldn't they beat everyone in every category?

Wait... Pogue considered well-tended apartment complexes with shiny minivans and sedan-style cars a "really bad neighborhood?" Does this cat ever leave Manhattan?

Don't dispute the point. But still. It's hard enough to get work; why make it harder?

Yes but unfortunately a lot of teachers do not dress the part. Maybe unforms would make sense for SOME schools. Specifically the rougher ones where the kids react better to a more structured environment.

Yes, well if you had read my original comment, you would have seen that I suggested that uniforms might not be a bad idea but that they should NOT looks like McDonald's uniforms. I know some teachers who dress in T-shirts and jeans everyday. Or worse, hoodies. I don't know how this is supposed to encourage respect.…

See also this commercial, in which a gross parody of an overgrown man-child leeches from his parents, plays videos in the basement and eat KFC bites.

Does anyone else get pissed off ever time they see this add? The whole message of which seems to be how much Boomers rock and their children suck cause they sit in front of their computers all day? Oh, yes, great Boomers, you're SOOO much better than your children. We'll keep on smugly pitching our cars to you and…