I’m very disappointed these are only covers for ebooks. If they’d been a new physical edition, I’d have bought those in a heartbeat! (But Max... You already own the whole series in 3 different editions... Shut up, mind!)

ok, that’s pretty smart...!

It’s snarky clickbait. Disrespectful to this poor couple, and just rude.

Subway jingle-writers room right now:

plug it with one of these guys.

Yes! WITH A LION.

MAKE IT A GIANT WALL OF DEATH

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

That's nothing. Fox News has been airing its 'End of the World' reel continuously since November 4th, 2008.

Gremlins 2 had it down:

Yes, it's clear the filtering system failed. We're wondering why you didn't read your own work for over an hour.

/this applies to both this story and all Hamilton Nolan articles

BUT HOW ELSE WOULD WE KNOW WHERE HIS TATTOOS CAME FROM??!?!

Bitten by a spider and buried alive, never to be seen or heard from again.

better gender neutral bathroom signs.

I hope James D. Rolfe uses this footage for his movie Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie.

I love this comment more than I could ever say.

For your consideration.

Choo choo motherfucker!

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