I dunno... uniforms don't seem like that bad an idea if the kids also need to wear them. As long as they're professional — I don't think polo shirts with name tags would engender much respective, for example.

Excellent point. Unfortunately, our public libraries are falling into the same trap as public transportation. If the only people who use it are those who don't have any other options (teenagers, the elderly, the poor and homeless, etc.), the quality starts to breaking down until you can't attract anyone with enough…

I seriously doubt he's really that much more productive. Emailing questions to sources saves a massive amount of time compared to in-person or phone interviews. The results might be better journalism but nowadays I'm really not sure that's top priority for most editors, especially ones at publications covering…

I dunno... The sitting dude is pretty fit.

Or, you know, maybe a household that lets a 12 year old watch a bunch of R-rated sex comedies is slightly less structured or affluent or lacking in supportive emotional and educational resources than one where they're not exposed as early.

Yikes, and didn't Christine Chenowith just experience a seizure after a head injury on set? Directors need to stop asking actresses to do such dangerous stunts or studios need to stop demanding they be so damn thin they're probably half starved and lightheaded.

Maybe I had just never heard of any famous people when I first started reading People, but I'm quite sure they used to at least feature some normals in second half of the magazine. Of course these were old bathroom copies from when I was a youngster, so we may be talking about quite a while ago.

Sort of like how People slowly pushed everything about everyday, normal people (albeit who often did incredible things or survived great odds) further and further towards the back of the magazine until it became completely about the meticulously managed, airbrushed and surgically altered celebrities who allegedly…

Good gravy, those are some insanely white — and large — underpants. I once read that Justin Timberlake never wore the same pair more than once — because he is filthy rich and presumably obsessed by germs and dirt. I wonder if this is a common pop star affectation?

Please tell me the second to last photo is Davey and Goliath before they cut the Mephistophelian cat and flamboyantly gay uncle from the cast.

Sorry, I didnt make it through anything else after that second item... Alec Baldwin has a podcast???

Sorry, but this is kind of hilarious. The fact the guy's her husband is problematic, but as a totally outside observer, it's great. And I mean he tries to explain it!! He's being a douche, but the way it's JUST NOT GETTING through is amazing.

Very cool. I've seen other alternate devices for paraplegics, but they're even larger and clunkier than this thing, and none let you remain at the level of a person walking upright for extended periods of time. (Beyond the obvious hardship of reduced mobility, I've always thought constantly trying to engage you peer…

At some point around age 23 or so my patience for spending all weekend tweaking my machines for more power, more memory, more speed, more whatever simply fizzled. Now I just want a machine that works, how I need it, when I need it, no questions asked. The iPad (and Apple products, generally) fit the bill beautifully.…

This is a very logical response.

Oh please let that not be made up of ground up penguins...

Blerg. Did he really feel like it would somehow be more appetizing to dump them into a giant gas jug (or whatever) then try to slurp down six tall frosties?

Yes, very nice. It's amazing how hard it is to find footage of the keynotes after the fact. Nothing on the official Apple YouTube channel and searches just tend to yield shaky cam video of fanboys taping snippets of the livestream and yammering away with their own 'commentary.'

The argument that beastiality is a consent issue doesn't seem quite right for two reasons. One is I think the animal usually engages in the copulation, no one holds it down and forces the self upon it. The other is the fact that, as others have pointed out, you don't need consent to kill and eat an animal. So how is…

I don't really like the trend towards elminating version numbers, but why don't they just start naming Apple products like they name cars? They both come in various models and they both come out every year. Make, model and year. No one buys a Ford Cadillac 45, they get a '68 or '89 or '12. Why not an Apple iPad 2012??