Do a few media appearances, sell your book, rack up a couple hundred thou through the non-sleaziest offers, then go back to school to finish your degree using your new-found wealth. It would send a powerful message about how you deserve to (but never truly will) regain your lost years, and would help you lay low for a…

I suspect she doesn't know what the person said so much as hear a sound for the first time. I have heard that this experience can be overwhelming, however. Deaf people's brains have never learned how to differential human speech from other background noise (traffic, humming fans, etc.) This is a great moment but I've…

Wouldn't the complete lack of other comments be a tip off? I my experience, baby pics generate outrageously annoying amounts of "awwws" and "too cute!" comments.

Wouldn't stealing someone's images and using them dishonestly consistute a form of identity theft? I don't see why it makes a difference that the victim is an infant.

Look at his son, for Pete's sake! Looks like a deer in the headlights who hasn't shit for a month.

"...any type of sexual activity has no place in the military." Wha?? I guess someone should call up all those Vietnamese prostitutes, WWII war brides, military condom manufacturers and 50s-era government scientists exasperating working on cures for VD and tell them they didn't exist after all. (Not to mention all the…

I bet designers simply don't make clothes to fit her body. Even a professional seamstress can only do so much with designs built for 90-lbs waifs with boy bodies.

Ha! You flinched! What a dork.

Agree with most of the commenters here that being able to switch between the two is the best alternative. (Drafting table with a high stool, anyone?) Ask your average check-out cashier, security guard or bartender what they think about someone with a good, solid desk job who wants to stand all day, and I'm pretty sure…

Ah, the hockey puck mouse! That damn thing gave me so many hand cramps at my first job out of college!

Downloaded this app last night. It's great! Huge improvement over other catalog viewers. Plus, they've got a bunch of stylish men's clothes and high-end loft-style furniture to browse — not just for the ladies!... although it might be a good way to help justify that iPad purchase to your girlfriend.

Yeah, damn it! And what if that man in the car was a terrorist? Or that woman on the ramp? Or that blond dye job with the microphone! Oh, God, why don't people THINK OF THE RISK before they set foot outside the house? OH, NO, what if there were a terrorist IN THE HOUSE?!?!

As well she should... It shows off certain, ah, assets to great effect.

What did she do afterwards? Did she seem embarrassed? Ignore everyone? Return to her business and act normally?

Ouch! Not quite as bad as the guy who didn't know he had a nail in his head (see photo), but it's close (as well as close to the brain)!

Eh, forget the safety lecture, here are my three questions:

Right, but I guess it comes down to how does Apple want these jobs to be perceived? Right now they want it both ways. Pay retail rates and deny health insurance, but act like they're an enlightened company with a professional-grade workforce. They've either got to step things up to retain talented costumer service…