Fascinating! Thanks!

I was thinking of Team Member. And what's creepy to me is EVERYONE'S a team member. Like it's some sort of communist utopia or something... (which as we know from Gawker's recent posts on Target, is about as far from the truth as you could imagine.)

I've read this story about a dozen times today but I haven't heard anyone explain why a 56-year-old uterus isn't too old to safely carry a baby — or several if she goes on using it for more kids. Don't organs have expiration dates, especially reproductive ones? Or are they somehow "rejuvenating" the thing?

Better or worse than Target's creepy habit of calling everyone an "Associate"?

How does a store being constantly jam-packed with employees translate into NOT being overworked? Last time I went into a Mac store, my "Genius" was so frazzled by the crowds he said he was pretty sure Apple was waiting for someone to kill themselves before they built a second store in the city.

It makes perfect sense without sound actually. Almost custom designed for cube dwellers yearning to break free.

I'm guessing Pogue is starting to regret how prominently his family was featured in his old Personal Tech videos at NYTimes.com... maybe he should have kept the focus off the domestic sphere.

Yeah well I heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered Hitler's Brain in 1990.

I think her financial well being will benefit most from getting on The Daily Show. Or have you not read books before? Plenty of crackpot theories get into print.

I was going to add a third clip, but it turns out that all other Japanese squid videos are horrifying, horrifying pornography.

Without visuals it's basically just mechanical.

He sort of glosses over how facebook caused his divorce in the article, doesn't he? Maybe it has something to do that that trip to Vegas?

Or Tom Bombadil — Peter Jackson might have him killed.

Is this like the male version of white girl problems?

Muslims are constantly excoriated about their atrocious treatment of women — depsite the fact an extremely small minority outside the mid-East practice Sharia law — but somehow Orthodox Jews always given a pass. I think it's about time more people wake up to the fact a religion on our own soil — I suspect the Hasidic…

And sing!

Do people really walk around with iron rods? And then just start like stone cold beating on people with them? Should I get an iron rod? Is everyone else packing irons rods? AM I THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT AN IRON ROD??

Palin does this too. I think the problem is politicians love to talk so much that they simply cannot conceive of being brief.

That is so excruciatingly cute/poignant.