I am grasping onto this new scrollbar like a drowning man adrift in a sea of wobbly content boxes. If I had a tough time navigating this sucker on an advanced machine using a university connection, I can't image the frustration of those poor Gawker commentators trapped out in the Internet backwaters written about in…

Alright, my car's covered in a 6 inch sheet of ice. Get on it, kid.

@i'm a bottle: Wow, you nailed it. His whole attitude towards life, relationships, authority, etc., is strangely adolescent.

@coodgenducta: Probably also illegal to game the system. Doubt who would do that would have any serious qualms about reselling tix.

@Trolland Rhodes: Or he's a Silicon Valley geekazoid more interesting in getting published in Wired and ruining the fun for everyone who doesn't run a lucrative high-tech consulting firm.

Didn't he learn his lesson from Zune Guy?

@DJack2673: Win.

This is a strangely gossipy piece for something written by the wife of a Economics Nobelist and distributed by Reuters, isn't it?

@BitchyD: You've got to admit she's pretty extreme. Extreme to the point where I (and clearly others) worry about the mental health of her children — as well as the health of others with mothers like her. I've known many children of first-generation immigrants and seen the complete lack of self-worth these sorts of…

@BitchyD: People are mad because she threated to burn her children's toys, denied them food and bathroom breaks until they could master a complicated musical piece, threw a homemade birthday card in their face for not being good enough and called them garbage to their faces. She systematically denied them playdates,…

@Number 6: Called it! [www.nytimes.com]

@Charlie Jane Anders: Seriously, I think it's a real testiment to how horrible the 4th Batman movie was that no one remembers Bane was even in that film.

Could it all be part of a plan to shed Google's increasingly stodgy image? Sergey Brin is calm, cool, collected and vaguely Eurpeon. (Well, Russian, really.) Schmidt, in addition to being named Schmidt, sort of looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park.

I think we should be more concerned about the makers of the half gallon flask...

@vanityfacade: Can't imagine why they lingered 10 whole seconds on that model around the 30 second mark...

@bdinger: Dunno. It's front page news at WSJ. They don't even include any hedging language in the article: [online.wsj.com]

@El Pollo Loco: From what I've read about Gizmodo's readership numbers after the leak, it was worth it.

@nobodyr: This novel sounds like it was plagiarized from a shady Jersey Shore fanfic page.

Ugh. This show is horrible. She never even makes an attempt to match people with who they want. The whole program is about the host sticking it to the wealthy — whether a rich layabout for fearing to commit or a wealthy woman for being as superficial as most men on the show. Shouldn't the ultra rich be allowed to date…

@MadEye: Didn't this turn out to be a viral video campaign for Raybans, the folks who also pioneered outfitting poor third world working class men trapped underground for months with $400 sunglasses in order to push more stock?