I meant it very much without sarcasm. When I consider how many people attempt to avoid jury duty, I can only admire those who wish to serve. Trial by jury is one of our most sacrosanct institutions. 

I would very much like to applaud Gigi Hadid for not trying to escape jury duty; one of the most important privileges we hold as Americans. And I mean that. 

The last time I got called for jury duty they had us watch the “this is a privilege” video, followed by two solid hours of the Eagles from their mid-90s Hell Freezes Over Tour, all acoustic. It still hurts to talk about it.

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Exacly. If you really have to show her as a sexy character, then have her go home and cuddle up to her partner or go have a one night stand with someone who is not a source. This plays into the BS stereotypes that fuel misogynists that all women have to offer our looks.

YouTube dramas make me feel like saying “ok boomer” to MYSELF.

Trivia moment.

Solar bottom

It’s much better if you unwind the paperclip and wrap a condom around the sharp end. You fill the condom with chili oil and blindly stab the paperclip into your ear as deep as you can get it. Once the condom full of chili oil ruptures, proceed to stab the paperclip into your ear 4-5 more times to make certain there’s…

Apparently also who’s currently judging The Voice, too. That’s three of them now.

Sexiest Man Alive isn’t about finding the actual most fuckable dude on the planet (if it were, Oscar Isaac would have it handily every year). It’s about who’s good looking, unthreatening, who’s been in the public spotlight, who PEOPLE’s readership likes, and who needs the career visibility from being designated as…

Sometimes good butt is better than pretty face.

Just now realizing that Playboy has ruined the word “grotto” forever and ever. A chance for my kid to sit on Santa’s lap in the grotto? Hard pass.

I actually wouldn’t have questioned Whitney being called iconic or even greatest of all time. But it’s strange to say no one will ever be as powerful as someone who went through so much struggle and had such loss of control over her life.

It’s Hilaria Baldwin. Hilary Burton is someone else. Typos and mistakes happen but maybe don’t make those kinds of mistakes when you’re talking about someone’s loss.

If you want to discuss how traditionally attractive women receive unfair advantages and help to perpetuate the system, that’s a great discussion!

Great! Discuss how problematic she is and how she contributes to the greater issues of weight in society.

Look, if you want to discuss your last sentence all day long, thats great - I’m here for a discussion on her job performance or her problematic statements.

Not only that, but she's been very open about being self conscious about it since she literally CAN'T gain weight