“...someone must have told him to go towards the light, because it only lasted about a month.” This tickles me.

This was my first thought. It’s him or someone familiar with his MO, which was, I hate to admit it, pretty smart. Weirdly, not smart enough to know not to use your victim’s credit card (FTR: fuck that guy). But, yeah, if someone wanted to get into the serial killing biz, he’s ... uhhh, a sort of “role model”.

Glamour Shots + cosplay + Fyre Fest = Modelland

It’s about which Team (publicist + network + studio + agent x deepest pockets) can get their candidate through every litmus test (hot, current project, successful, social media is clean, etc.) and how the winner will benefit People the most. FTR, it’s not that different from a lot of “award” ceremonies. Even the…

JFC... the comments some of these people are making. They really want to die on the “but it’s ok to body shame HER b/c...” hill.

Shit, this is dead-on.

Yuuup. That’s the description.

Real estate porn is a legit reason to “like” a celeb. It’s at least 40% of the reason I like Bethenny.

Yeah but then you have to make them fly separately and keep one in an undisclosed location at all times.

Time, money and emotional capacity — if you can handle it, you can handle it.

The descriptions of Neeson... it’s always so complimentary as to actually sound painful to me.

I just call those people assholes. But point taken.

Correct. There is no, one, “mean girl”, they were all guilty.

Your inadvertent voice-over, I’m chuckling. That poor wife. She’s so much better off in the long run, though.

I agree. Why are my tax dollars putting Felicity Huffman up for two weeks? Make her literally pay her debt to society, throw in community service, but no part of me thinks society is safer while she’s locked up. Same for a ton of other crimes/offenders.

Oh my god, I remember your comment! The “jello shots” zinger is firmly planted in my brain.

Stories don’t pay mortgages or put kids through college. Carly was taken advantage of. She might have turned down payment but, then again, none was ever offered.

“...but that’s nothing more than the average geisha accomplishes in a lifetim.”

So I’ve never really had to think about this before and what I’m about to write might be half-baked but... with the advent of catfishing and long-distance relatioships propped up by elaborate social media profiles, what are your thoughts on catching frauds like that? Same as what you already wrote?

#Iconic