I have to admit that “Kimono” was a clever, if completely tone deaf, name but “Skims” is actually better. I hope whoever came up with it got a sweet, sweet bonus.

They’re not dumb. I don’t watch the show, I don’t buy any of their shit, and I know it all came about b/c of a sex tape, but they are very, very savvy. And isn’t she in law school now, too?

I think Britney loves her children very much and, in a clear state of mind, would never do anything to risk harm to them. But I think her issues are much deeper than have ever been officially acknowledged and I wouldn’t be surprised if her mental illness has resulted in more than one risky situation or “close call”.

Money can’t solve every ill but I have no doubt they have thrown every dollar they could at this problem.

*see Kristen Taekman’s name, eyes glaze over*

I like this theory! You may be on to something!

The title makes me think it came before they had a plot.

The sad fact of it is whether or not they are victorious in court, Co$ will probably never let this go.

He really bought into that, “If you love something, let it go...”

“...that I’m definitely going to be asked to film him throwing.”

Of course they would add avocados and still call it a Caprese. Tsk tsk.

COTD! Holy shit, I’m jealous!

I’m sorry are you... are you looking for someone to tell you “they’re just as racist as you are”? I’m confused as to what moral high ground you’re trying to eke out here.

Before I die I need to eat one of these famous goat cheese balls. I could swear Jez staffers did an LVP restaurant tour years ago and, for the life of me, I can’t remember what they thought of them.

Her reunion appearance was... something. *long whistle*

Camille is the Gretchen Weiners of RHBH.

Sounds like TyreFest.

Wow. That.. is... practically satire.

There’s some super-human levels of restraint involved here.

Striking Distance was so bad my friends and I eventually muted it and dubbed over it ourselves. Every time Willis opened his mouth, I started with, “I’m a rebel Coast Guard...”