Fitting, and absolutely true:

This is how PR works. A nobody gets attached to a somebody and suddenly the nobody is somebody, in the mean time a whole host of cottage industries benefit. popperrazzi have something to photograph, tabloids have something to write about, and internet commentators have something to point at and laugh, or scratch…

I still remember when SlutMachine aka Tracie and Mo showed up to do a talk on stage thing completely drunk and made (at least this is how I’m remembering it) some really taseless remarks about rape. And when Tracie admitted she doesn’t disclose to sexual partners she has herpes and readers were like “dude that’s…

In the name of research, I adjusted my screen’s brightness AND wiped away all the small filth particles on the chance they were obscuring it. No dice. What’s going on here?

yes! Bethany always has beautiful houses. I love her Hamptons house.

Janice Dickinson made damn sure that every time I see or hear Liam Neeson’s name, the follow up thought is always “Evian bottle”.

I’ve never been a fan of the faux-Countess but holy fuck that house is fabulous, does that mean that I like her now?

I’ve been watching his new show on Comedy Central and honestly, I think I get it now. He’s chill and he’s funny and he comes off as a pretty nice person. His show isn’t a sausage fest and he gives new comedians, like Lara Beitz, a platform. I hadn’t seen much of his stand up before this and he’s often cast as annoying…

Gasp! It’s almost as if gossip news is nonsensical bullshit. I miss the old school Dirt Bags that dismantled its ridiculousness instead of just reporting it in earnest.

In some circles, among the rich or upwardly mobile, having lots of children is a status symbol which signifies both wealth and a sexually active marriage.

I enjoyed BEN AFFLECK’S HEAD DISCUSSION more than I thought I would. Thank you. 

The joke is that you can sit on his face without worrying he’ll suffocate.

I remember someone once asked a friend who dated David Spade why he always was with beautiful women who were far out of his league, and she said he was sweet, funny, and a sex wizard, and that made up for a lot of shortcomings.

It’s irritating, but at this point I think we all have to admit that Pete Davidson is more likely than not an incredible lay. 

The least mean imo was Karen, for me it’s pretty difficult to label her as “super mean” based upon how dumb she is. Plus she has ESPN or something..

Oh, holy cow. So glad you are ok and had help from whatever.

My husband and I purchased our first house together, it needed a lot of renovation work. But we got it for a pretty reasonable price because of this. It was a small house but I was totally in love with it and the backyard, it was a huge long kind of narrow backyard and definitely overgrown. We shared one fence with a…

I have a freakishly good long term memory when it comes to my early childhood. For instance, I can vividly remember the bedtime routine that my mother - who died when I was young - took me through each night. She would carry me on her hip, and we would go all throughout the house so that I could say goodnight to…

This is my aunts interaction with another worldy demon.

“Grandma, was that really you?”