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I had a teacher continuously call me Nicole because he refused to believe that my actual name was Nico and that it wasn’t short for Nicole. He then would try to write me up when I didn’t respond to the name. Thankfully, the principal had my back and told him to cut that shit out.

I mean, it’s pretty on-brand for an American teacher of the French language to be linguistically pedantic and a religious bigot in equal measures.

I wonder if he refuses to call students named Jennifer “Jen” or William “Bill”. Because it’s the same fucking thing in my mind. 

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

It’s actually notorious creep Terry Richardson who also directed her Wrecking Ball music video

So now I know The Situation has a wikipedia page and was born the same year as me (wow, drugs do not do a body good.)

#Neverforget

Coordinating outfits:

The Situation appears to be the first person to leave prison with fewer tattoos than he went in with.

No, she’s had only supervised time with her kids for ages. It’s not just about her dad. 

I mean, leaving your pregnant wife for Britney Spears isn’t exactly a “good” parenting move, but you are correct that he appears to have been a good parent to his kids since then.

My feelings about Britney have evolved from dislike and bewilderment to “holy shit this girl needs SERIOUS help.” IIRC there is a history of mental illness on at least one side of her family, possibly both. As someone who’s also got bad brain chemistry, I can’t imagine having the details of my mental health showcased

Britney’s situation is just sad. It’d be one thing if it had imploded and she disappeared. But the continued saga and her remaining in the spotlight as a basically adult-child-star is hard to watch. Even when she is seemingly doing good it still feels like I’m witnessing something I (we) shouldn’t be watching.

This is the most starfucker headline I’ve ever read:

To read that Britney’s custody of her sons was reduced to 30% plus needing an approved adult seems like there’s a big chunk of information missing from the story.

Is Irina next Jen in “is she ok?” department? 

wasn’t there a scene where she was SO HAPPY that eboost (her husbands company, so I didn’t factor it in) was in airports??

I hate that I know that Kristen Taekman lasted 2 seasons.

I thought the line could be a nod to the early days of testing acid on unsuspecting people. Maybe she’s the subject of some sort of covert drug test in this movie?

How come we’ve never had a TV adaptation of the astronaut love triangle/adult diaper-enabled road trip saga from a few years ago?  Don’t sleep on it, Ryan Murphy!