Every once in a while I am reminded of my eternal Keanu crush, and this story of riding in a bus to LA only reinforces things. Every GD story I hear about him is so nice. I miss nice. *sigh*

Re: Keanu

Keanu Reeves - nice Canadian boy!!

Keanu is my perpetual crush. If he’s actually a shit, please don’t tell me.

I know someone whose name is Brooks Olsen and is a real, live, person. 

While I respect this kid’s hustle, doesn’t Brooks Rattigan know he could just join crew to clinch admission into Yale? Maybe he could submit Peter Kavinsky’s lacrosse photos in his application.

Having only been familiar with the Australian film directed by Geoffrey Wright, I am delighted to learn of the Patrick Dempsey version. Must watch it—it sounds like Can’t Buy Me Love with his role reversed.

It looks good, but it feels like they basically told me the whole film in the trailer.

I liked it better the first time when it was called Lover Boy.

Links to an article about Meghan McCain in her tweet but the tweet is not about Meghan McCain.

There’s a fair amount of overlap in porn star and romance hero naming conventions.

According to a quick Wikipedia search, yes. So that was apparently a thing.

She’s not aging with her fans. They are a solid 10 years younger than her. Maddie and Mckenzie Ziegler from Dance Moms are aging up their fans, and their IG posts show them to be normal teenagers. Jojo always seemed a little younger maturity wise on DM, and that’s ok, too. I think she could easily take the bows out of…

She claims to be an entrepreneur, saying that her income is from property investments, a jewelry line, and “stores” on her last appearance on WWHL

Yep! I thought the whole thing was highly insensitive and irresponsible of Marlo and Bravo, especially when the safety of a woman and her children (her ex’s daughter and the baby she shares with her new husband) are involved.

Buddy, if you’re wearing an Ultimate Frisbee jacket in public, the white trash homophobe isn’t the nightmare roommate.

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

I just skimmed this article but.... no mention of the hibachi grill?!?! CMON. 

I don’t know that I have developed much of an opinion about Tanya from this season but this interview definitely has me interested in seeing more of her next season. I have no memory of the show ever discussing what Tanya does for a living (although I am guilty of getting easily distracted when new housewives and…