Please describe what is sitting on your desk.

A.J. failed to ruin the Westboro Baptist Church.

Oddly enough, I enjoyed reading the report. The most prevalent type of death is transportation related (41%). Construction-related deaths have declined since 2006 (though there was a slight uptick in 2012).

"The rate of fatal work injury for U.S. workers in 2012 was 3.2 per 100,000 full-time equivalent (FTE) workers, down from a rate of 3.5 per 100,000 in 2011."

Sure, when they're young they're cute. But you really don't want them emulating the coach, especially when they grow up.
-parents in central PA

Pictured: Chloie Jonsson starting the first rep of the Kipping Deadlift WOD.

Looks like he has his water costs under control, with a current bill of $26.19 and a negative balance. That should help improve his mood.

Now I'll look like a copycat for my sumo wrestler's hair-rating website Care-a-tonproductions.com.

Was it the non-GMO soybean oil that put this at the top?

I'm a little confused because my sister told me she clears out dickholes for money, and yet mom and dad said she's no urologist.

The ejected father and security guard later reconciled, joining forces to fight crime as Pizza Face and Doughboy, though they later re-thought this in a more grim and gritty fashion and became Sauced and Crustfallen.

You might think this is progress for all women, but then she lets slip that she'll be hiding her concussion symptoms by dying her hair blonde.

Excellent discipline by Baylor's 34 to establish position to rebound that shot. It's discipline that helps win ball games in crunch time, right?

Must not be too hard to be both a student and an employee. According to this University of Iowa website, -

Most of the action is happening outside of camera range. For example, at the 20-22 second mark the NSA operative - after targeting Nightmare Bear with the laser scope - gets taken out by Future Nightmare Bear in order allow a future where Nightmare Bear unites and educates the bear population of Russia, takes over the…

It's like that old joke about how I went to a curling match and some women's tennis broke out.

Steve's drafting an e-mail to Samer right now begging him to enable the "Hide conversation" button in this post.

Now I feel bad telling my Saints fan neighbor his daughter should sleep well with the Darren Sharper fathead in her bedroom.

Robocop was very influenced by the comic books of the times. Frank Miller was involved in later sequels, but often neglected is Howard Chaykin's influence on the first one. Check out Chaykin's American Flagg! comic book of 1983 for a similar vibe from that time, and for some of what is missing in this modern re-make.

We haven't heard much from Kirsty Wigglesworth since the tragic events in Mr. Toad's Compost Heap.