“When I clap my hands, the world changes. But no one knows. No one notices. But I decide who wins and loses. With just a single clap.

There’s a 1997 story about a Vito Gioia, age 52, being charged with a sex crime in Rocky Mount, NC, and in this investigation a 54 year old former police officer, named Vito Gioia, was arrested. Is there an NFL player who can tell me whether they are father and son?

This article yesterday about Gracie Gold and the problems she had to overcome pairs nicely with this article. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/25/sports/gracie-gold-figure-skating-.html

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Clearly he photoshopped out some of the background people when he photoshopped out the selfie stick.

I’m confused. Doesn’t this prove that many teens today can handle the pressure?

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What is your favorite form of public transportion?

McKenna said “catsup” below

But I’m still a writer, right?

Maybe they needed to use an Epi-Pen?

“What if you built a cathedral, but no one comes?”

Denton said “our writers are by now too hardened to respond to trolls.” Is there an award for who gets hard the most?

After reading this article, I asked my wife if it was OK if I bought a VR rig and that I would need some alone time to work out how best to manage oxygen deprivation. She looked extremely worried and locked herself in the bathroom.

The shirt also comes with an overly large tag saying “Do Not Remove or Alter This Label Under Penalty Of Law.”

Should I write in Mike Marshall as my vote for President of the United States?

I guess it’s understandable, what with the toilets flowing the wrong way down in the state of Florida, but you really should have put down that can of Fosters and wrote the article properly for the people of America.

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If Craggs was still around you wouldn’t be so brazen about celebrating abundant enrichment.

There are many in the Lovelock Correctional Center hoping for a very similar moment of Bills glory.