He’s partying like it's 1979.

I realize the importance of recreating the recipe exactly, but this screams for a swoosh of Cream of Mushroom soup for more plating pizzazz.

“You want an explanation for this ‘trickery?’ I’m a brilliant scientist and I’ve certainly mastered my position, but familiar with the science of movement...?” -Stephen Hawking.

Young whipper snappers and your newfangled worries. Back in my day we just worried about why the neighborhood monkeys were dying.

Six million dollars will buy many, many months of hormone replacement therapy.

Any plans to send someone to the 2015 International Juggling Association Festival in Quebec City in July? Asking for a friend.

The more than 100,000 lawyers in California just asked themselves, "Is it still illegal if it's a bear that waters my lawn?"

April 15, 1985 would be a day where Tommy Hearns doesn’t break his hand.

Following up on this, the UCTC has a posted privacy policy.

This is the combination of advice given to students who use the OU medical center.

I appreciate this post, because for a few moments I could think that Thurmon Munson was still alive.

Kinda weird at the end when Marina, almost angrily, said that Ronda "really didn't have to twist my arm to be her friend."

Oddly enough, their initial PR slogan of "Let LiquiGlide Slide Inside" prompted an inquiry for spokesman opportunities from Richard Gere.

How much would Deadspin pay for a video where Dez Bryant tells a police officer to "Shut the fuck up."? Asking for a friend of a friend.

Maybe she can answer the age-old question: Does the hip break because of the fall, or do you fall because the hip breaks?

Re: #1 - I have received an e-mail from Tommy saying "Fuck me." Here I'll post it-

The worst will be when he notices the roommate going wide-eyed when he wears his favorite Tapout shirt.

Seeing "Love, Outlet" over and over was why my parents impounded my sibling's credit card and phone.

Perhaps this whole episode serves to convince Adrian he has the right skills to change careers, to work at a place where "virtually any job you can imagine is available ... plus, some you can't even imagine."

The NFL is treating its initial parsing of a controversial e-mail like its initial discussion of controversial head injuries in the NFL - just focus on the level of indentation.