Why does the article present a picture but then uses more words to obscure what is the real, factual red meat for the reader? You might think these villains just travel the paths their friends travel, with docile rumination on daily events way outside their immediate experience, then But why at this time? And what is…

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Some might be puzzled by Vladimir Putin's reported expression of sympathy for the city of Boston, where he stated he just hoped to avoid another gas attack.

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"Shit is real"

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A co-worker gave me the names of some Japanese mystery novels. Supposed to be the classics. I don't have the information handy, but I'll try to post it later on this week.

"Mamba mentality - my fucking ass!"

If there's a movie to be made about an ugly, shoddy, poorly-constructed, and inappropriate suit, I know which director has the perfect experience.

I'm much older than 19 and I still have trouble getting stopped outside the third base gate.

You make excellent points. My only point is that he is a possible source of information for the citizens of Bedrock (via Fred and Barney) about our current naming conventions for certain sports. A conversation like

While I accept your reasoning as valid within the scope of the evidence you considered, I do believe you have forgotten one important point - The Great Gazoo was from the future. Definitely Fred's future, and possibly ours. His impact on the timeline, I think, is missing from your analysis.

Do you think the residents of Bedrock called it soccer or football? And would they call football "American football?" I can see me not sleeping tonight.

This gives me hope. If I can just score in one of my Man vs. Machine battles, I'll have a chance at making a long-distance relationship work.

"Hey baby, I don't just expose my collar points to just anyone...Yes you are the only one....You know what they say about men who wear roomy collars?...Oh yeah, not just two fingers but the entire fist can disappear down there...Oh, God, I can't wait until you let me go placketless...."

Sometimes I'll tell my girlfriend, "Watch out, I'm going to break open some egg this evening," but then her tears remind me about that bad news she got from her gynecologist.

Depends on if the person calling for his termination has any political pull. If none, then he'll begin his coaching career as planned.

Kinja Konversation!

Let's take this agreement and apply it to a real world circumstance. What if Coach, in his first practice, decides to go all Mike Rice on his players. What can the university do?

Well, Coach would have a problem with 1.2.1.f because he embarassed the university, even in private. Clause 1.3 is odd,…

"Hey...hey...ya know what?"
"What?"
"You know what happens when a rainbow appears in Reading?"
"No, what?"
"Levar Burton gets the shits!"
"The shits, heh, heh."
"Uhuhuhuh."
"Levar Burton sucks."
"Yeah, he sucks ass and farts rainbows."
"Heh, heh, heh."
"Uhuhuhuh."