Faces get rearranged.

"Everyone say 'Mrs. Potato Head Just Boiled Your Rabbit!'"

Spiked hair must be optional.

No surprise FGCU's offense sparkles with someone named Eddie Murray helping out with their field goal production.

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Trading in the prurient with a four-pronged approach describes Buzz Bissinger's new food fetish.

Here we have games where we use children as targets.

You and some others in this thread should take two minutes out of your busy day to watch this video to learn how to pack on some bulk. You won't regret it.

You'd fake your death too if you had to deal with Piliafas trying to pump you up before a fight by reading reviews of the movies of Francis Ford Coppola's nephew.

It's a mixed bag if you plan to leverage this article's content with an Internet domain.

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Similar funds were established by the sound techs on every single Tom Cruise film.

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Unfortunately for OJ, Joel, and Greg, one gadget they need to test is because the mannequins are anatomically correct.

"You get out there and stop them, or tonight Wanda gets to tie me up LIKE THIS!"

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A co-worker convinced me I needed to try an all-you-can-eat fish-and-chips place. But no bars for me.

Goodell didn't help his cause when he asked, "If it's via hand delivery, it doesn't count, right?"

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