NoirJuggling
NoirJuggling
NoirJuggling

Wow! Did you see how he very clearly switched hands in mid-ejection?

When times were tough, he always looked to Stanislavsky to help him face Sylvester.

I went through a Cilantro phase. It is thought of highly by homeopaths for its "cleansing" and "detox" properties. So it goes well sprinkled on lead paint chips.

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Bug report: I pressed the "Hide" button, but my co-workers could still see me and now I have to report to HR.

"I fist for Liberty!"

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You might like an older book called Animals as Social Beings by Adolf Portmann. Might be hard to find. Amazon has a few used copies listed.

Long bus rides are pretty typical in these leagues, but I thought it was only in the central prairies where that lead to people losing their heads.

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The motion of the ocean or the motion of the lotion?

Is it the heat or the humidity?

OK, so it wasn't my ex.

That is a beautiful story. If I may ask, what kind of vodka was her preferred brand?

"Coach Kliff! Glad you came in. I'll just take a few measurements and we'll talk suit materials."

I’m 361 pounds, but I don’t want to look 361.

When I get up in the morning and say "Make me some eggs, woman," I find that the perfect salt substitute to top eggs are my barren girlfriend's tears.

Eric Nesterstinko is right! James Coburn is great in these movies.

Yes, please.