[Holds envelope to head] Not...the...stick's...fault.

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First baseball game

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What's Sarah Silverman thinking right now?

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The PR-hungry guy behind him is about to learn that even at age 78 Bill is still a master shot-blocker.

Once again the media is fooled. This story only serves to feed Matthew Hiltzik's PR for the modern remake of Gamera.

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Sally Jenkins should write a story about the heroism of Manti Te'o for the Washington Post, then follow it up with a book deal.

Dammit! Now I need a new web domain to host a more sensitive community for anal warts sufferers.

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Is this the one that writes a lot about hockey, or the one with the tire swing?

Oh my god! I know that bar! It's called the Magnesium Bar, and they're known for their soft stools. The lady on the left must be the designated driver.

What can I do? How about some Led Zeppelin.

This article did not go far enough in addressing the weather conditions. What everyone really wants to know is this - will it be cold enough to make Go-Gurt freeze?