Sorry, but actors don't do anything in public without getting paid. That's just a subtle way for Nicholson and Sandler to get endorsement $$$$ from Rideshare LA.

Dryden, eh? How much tarter sauce does it take to remove the metallic taste from the fish?

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A sympathetic Al Roker called him to discuss that brown patch on his bed.

Denton announced a Spanish-language Gizmodo today, mentioning "a preview of things to come."

Future of Kinja?

Winters' Defiant Trespass

Expect one of those very public, very melodramatic exits from the team by freshman walk-on Brady Cardia.

Now my Craggs collection is complete. Thank you.

I tried to synchronize it to your most recent 45 comments, but some of them were other youtube videos, which made me watch a video within a video, and I wasn't sure what to synchronize to the videos within the video so instead I danced for a little bit (technically "spinning") then went back to the original video set…

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Not a problem, except it does feed the stereotype that Deadspin humor is really just a race to the bottom.

For Eddie Murray Sparkles - so he can find himself.

The Colts medical staff's private nickname for the balloon is Dr. DRE.

He just misunderstood his agent's text to "Check back, endorsement possible."

If I ever have to sit falsely accused before a judge, this story has inspired me to wear clothes I crocheted myself.

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Suggestion: NFL Rewind. It also offers condensed mode and All 22. I love it.

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How much control does AJ Daulerio still have over Deadspin? These tweets make clear he ordered this story back in November.