I will place it in a different section of my gallery, then.

Buy this book. Adapt the "Goose and Truffle Pie" recipe. Even if you skip the truffles, you have a boneless-turkey-stuffed-with-chicken-stuffed-with-other-stuff-and-larded-with-bacon-meat-pie.

That doesn't look like a Jim Cooke poop sock. Because of the medium being used by the artist I have to ask - is that a genuine Tommy Craggs poop sock?

Bacon sundae, then?

Steve_U knows what he's doing.

1) Started reading late 2009. I came over from Lifehacker and Gizmodo.

For some reason REM is on my mind - Lifes Rich Pageant.

I try to hide my artistic side.

Derek Anderson's Childrens Books

I was just about to post the armless, legless cheerleader story.

John Wayne hated High Noon. Rio Bravo was supposed to have been his counterpoint.

We will rise from the ashes.

This song worked surprisingly well in a strip club.

You're friends with Patrick Duffy?

Maybe you can get a discount at Morton's Steak House by showing them your foot? Let us know how it goes.

I know someone who has the reverse condition - a teeny, tiny second toe. Now that is fucked.

It's called Greek Foot. Watch your bank account.

Is this where we post suggestions for the Comment Faerie avatar?

Casket Makers! Casket Makers! One, Two, Three!

I wish I could edit the above. I do apologize for that. I mean really, Dick Enberg as some kind of political mastermind? Oh, my!