That’s nothing- there’s an actual dummy installed in the Oval Office, pretending to enact laws with a Sharpie.

What worked on the campaign train seems to be backfiring bigly in office. He just can’t let go of the popular vote loss and his small crowds. It’s eating him up inside and making him look like a fool in his first week. His ego is sending things way of the rails.

just wait to see how long Trump trusts those statistics if Trump cancels NAFTA. 1.7 million jobs depend on exports to Mexico, and NAFTA costs the US about 600,000 jobs... but math was never something Trump ever particularly cared for or “believed” in.

I dunno. His narcissism seems to be Trump’s weak spot. We could literally troll him to death if he keeps letting internet mockery get to him like this and it causes his health to suffer (a stroke or a heart attack). At the very least, he could get so unhinged that the GOP has to throw him under the bus to prevent a…

If we can keep him occupied with trivialities, we might make it out of 4 years without too much damage.

How long before somebody Trump pulls this shit with tells him to go fuck himself? I want to read that tweet from Trump.

This is the important business of governing a nation.

We’re so fucked.

The best part is how it lights up and puts the arms down after the train has hit the truck.

I’ve been on high speed rail in China - it works like a champ. Loved blasting 150mph through the countryside, and it was more convenient than trying to fly. The high speed stations are often placed in urban stations where you can easily transfer around.

Bull shit. There are a lot of 4 to 6 hour drives I’d rather do by high speed train if it was available. I live in Charlotte, NC and taking a plane to D.C., or Atlanta is too much trouble for the short flight and the time at the airport. Shit, I’d take high speed rail all the way to NYC if it was available.

No, it’s not that. The problem with Europe is that it’s too small for sleeper services to work properly. The ones in the UK have to run slower than the regular schedule to allow an 8 hour journey, and it’s the same in other countries.

Trains are a great way to travel for other reasons too, but it takes a bit of a…

High speed rail makes a lot of sense, it’s just that you poor Americans have never really seen it. The Acela Express reaches the dizzying speed of 150mph for nearly 30 miles, but the rest of the time it’s not really any quicker than the trains that were traveling the same rails 80 years ago.

Many countries have trains…

Have you been to Europe or the northeast lately?

Mighty white of him to treat a black person with respect while in their company but lead a racist campaign to call the legitimacy of their citizenship into question from the rafters in a cynical quest for power.

Eat a dick, sycophant.

NO.

Calm down Pepe. God forbid people have an opinion.

So did Cory Booker. He also took drug company contributions.

“We could lower the price and make less money,” Don M. Bailey told the Times, “and then we would be sued by our shareholders.”