Regardless of whether the neighbors cared or not, it conveniently fits in with Fox News annual "war on Christmas", giving Megan Kelley a chance to scream "I hate to break it to you goth kids, but Zombie Jesus is white..."

And here I thought that Jesus being a zombie was pretty much the central tenet of the religion.

"Nobody complained."

But Jesus is the most famous zombie the world has ever known.

That's unfair to the French. Outside of Serbia, France had the highest military casualty rate of the war. The Nivelle Offensive failed to win the war like Nivelle had promised and pushed France's total war deaths over a million. At that point the troops got fed up. The socialists among them were internationalist…

Anyone else see those exaggerated numbers and think it's more likely to make some people think there's crazy money to be made hosting a torrent linking site? It's like when some local pot dealer gets busted with a handful of plants in his house and the DEA says they busted a guy with $300,000 worth of weed he was…

Actually, it's extremely cool. If I were this bloke's neighbor I'd give him a big xmas hug just for doing something so awesome.

I really do enjoy Cumberbatch, Downey Jr., and Miller's recent/current interpretations, but Brett is the actor who breathed life into the Holmes that exists on the page.

All I hear is "scrapescrapescrapescrapescrape"

Absolutely fantastic if all you want to do is drive along a completely flat landscape.

That is, at most, $25 worth of cool.

Every intersection requires a 32 point turn.

I recognize this design from somewhere....

For driving on only the most perfectly smooth roads....

Dad, get off the internet, you're drunk.

Or you know, use an old rum bottle and a mesh bag or something. Or just dump the infusions in and sieve them out later.

Oh, we're years past that.

Don't get me wrong, I think it is beyond gorgeous... but how do you turn? With nearly no clearance to the ground, there's no leaning.

Why would you want your bike to go any direction except a straight line?