Oh shaaaaaaaddddup. What exactly were you expecting? Lawrence of Arabia? Its a movie based off of a damn driving video game, a super unrealistic one at that. Get off your high horse. You think hollywood really needs to justify this with a decent plot, storyline, or well developed characters? No! There are some amazing…

I distinctly recall seeing a clip show of old game show bloopers and funny moments in which a man on the Newlywed Game is trying explain that he likes women with "a gap". This had to be like late 1970s - early 80s. So, not new, but maybe the internet has made it more pervasive.

The term "pussygap" is enough to make me want to internet research that guy and slap him. WTF?!?

This is actually indicative of the new trend happening amongst young Tumblr professionals these days, which is "labia gap." The idea is that your vaginal lips must be positioned to form a sort of upside-down horseshoe; the wider the horseshoe, the more cachet among your fellow teen bloggers. There is training that you…

Taylor Swift is one of the few celebrities that I just can't find anything to hate about. If I ran into her, I'd pat her head and walk away.

This is proof that top speed (in reference to a cars performance) is an asinine measuring tool. If there is no place ON EARTH that a car can reach its top speed safely, than whats the point of having such a car?

I'm sure my wife would understand if I left her for Tina.

Hmm after I posted my text was a weird grey colour for a while.

Look cretin, you're the one who claimed that if you couldn't prioritize spending you're too stupid to prioritize other things without any consideration of other issues. Furthermore, jobs that pay less than a living wage will by definition cause you to have problems paying bills because you simply do not make enough.…

I'll have mine topless.

His makeup is so bad I didn't notice her stripes for a minute. Wowie.

Any time someone says He wouldn't need to rape about a rapist my skin just about crawls off my body. Who does need to rape, kind apologist? Can I see the list of people for whom rape is necessary?

Edible Arrangements, FTW!

Or just buy your significant other flowers at the grocery store like a goddamn boss.

In other words, you worked at places that didn't hesitate to violate labor laws and fire people for attempting to organize. If this isn't a reason for having a union I don't know what is. After all, who benefits from the union? Workers. Who does it cost? Companies who would rather underpay and exploit their…

Sorry, I disagree with the premise of this user's petition. While we should not be shaming people for their body type, we should also seek to encourage the healthiest physical ideal as we can, which the medical community has agreed to be individuals within the normal range of the weight spectrum (read: not "size -2",…

Maybe overweight children should be outside playing instead of watching cartoons

Halal cart? Like halal food?

Chicken and rice? Nah it's all about that LAMB