What a bunch of edited bullshit. This is what happened:

My millenial cousin who didn’t want my help buying a car because *pushes black rimmed glasses up to his face* “I’ve done all the research, I’m gucci”.

I don’t think it had anything to do with him, the fact that he’s Mexican-Jewish is a coincidence. The other guy is white. It had to to with the stereotype that Mexicans drive old Volkswagens, and the shithead probably thought this fine bus and that Beetle belonged to one, to him it was just a shitty old Bus and Beetle.

When I saw that the main camera was outside on the nose, I knew it was bullshit...who does that? Then you see that the shift points in the fake dash on the left wasn’t matching up to ones in the cockpit video on the right.

Even I, an example of the most superior species of beings known to exist, didn’t fucking see that barrier coming.

Maybe if you girls started enjoying sucking dick a little, it would reciprocate. You treat it as a job, we treat is as a chore.

I pulled up to a lady once who didn’t have her headlights on, but her driving lights were on, so she clicked her dial once at least to turn on her dash lights, but assumed it turned on the headlights as well.

I would be ecstatic, if my family came over to visit and saw a fucking airplane just parked in the neighborhood. It would give you the awesome right to say “yeahhh...there are some planes in the neighborhood”. What’s wrong with this? I don’t get people.

“Daddy, there’s somebody in my closet”.

22 Billion? Yeah right. Will probably be double that once our President brands it with his logo. Also, it has to be the best, most amazing wall. This wall will be a winner.

That’s ok, these jobs will go to legal, American citizens. There are many college  graduates who need jobs. These are jobs, great jobs, the best.

Maybe if it was a Miura. I mean....it would make you think........no?

He looks like he fingers his asshole and smells it for pleasure.

Land Rovers, the most overrated piles of trash in automotive history. Use three years, then dump. Give me a restored Land Crusher, please.

But Saudis and Pakistanis can come and go freely, the two countries where 13 of the most notorious terrorists were from...smh. What a mess.

I would like nothing more than for the U.S. to cut back on it’s spending to defend these snobby European countries who love to talk about how backwards we are with our guns and lack of free healthcare and education. I saw some Euro shmuck  post that “we have societies to run”, and Americans are inbred. Fuck off, you…

Overpriced trash. It’s a high end luxury coupe, not a hypercar. 30K brakes for a 200K car? So the brakes are almost 1/6 the price of the fucking car?

No, it’s not a third world country, it’s a street in the “financial capital, richest and greatest city in the world”.

If he really wants to keep jobs here then tell Bill and Steve’s ghost to stop sponsoring H1b visas.

You lit up my day with laughter, thanks man. lol