LMAO

It’s a light show on his high tech electric gullwing door suv, and this guy with his fancy shmancy super duper 4K MaxHd camera fitted to his Air Strike Stealth 2000 military drone records it................ during the fucking day.

I wouldn’t be the least suprised if he and his boy planned this out. “Listen, remember that guy who got kicked off the plane for speaking Arabic? We can do it to, and we’ll get ALL THE HITS!”.

I wouldn’t be the least suprised if he and his boy planned this out. “Listen, remember that guy who got kicked off the plane for speaking Arabic? We can do it too, and we’ll get ALL THE HITS!”.

Saw this last night and the first thing I thought 30 seconds in.....this is gonna get ripped on Jalopnik. You did not disappoint, Jason lol.

I called these kind of people I meet in everyday life as serial killer people. They show no remorse, no empathy, no care in the world other than what benefits them or is their job. It’s not lack of common sense, these guys know what’s going on, they just don’t give a fuck because it’s not their job.

I have a hipster neighbor who despises cars and I laugh at him everytime he pulls out his stupid bike to go to work in the freezing cold.

Sooooooo...uhh....is he a Jewish guy that’s a cocksucker, or a guy that sucks Jewish cock?

He can gaze into the eyes of his soulmate while making love.....and catch the Blazers game at the same time.

Not to mention what’s forgotten is the fact that since cuv’s are higher, the legroom goes a lot further because there is all that thigh support from sitting on high perches. You don’t really need to stretch your legs out in front of you as much as you would need to in a sedan/hatchback.

It’s probably one of those cars from Street Outlaws. I remember watching the first couple of seasons and they were based out of OKC.

Hair gel with a little bit of water was the shit when I was a teen.

It’s a dumb sport to begin with catered to the roo haa haa macho sports fans with short attention spans who enjoy watching one play, grabbing a beer, watch one play, grab a wing, watch one play, take a piss. Even the name is stupid, you run around holding the ball most of the time and it’s football.

At first I thought she was singing about walking by her man side by side, or that she’s strong, independent, equal, can walk side by side, stand side by side, or something that as to do with being equal to somebody, but then I was told it’s side to side, so I thought, awww, rollerskating, but then I was told again,…

Jesus Christ, even the Fast and Furious guys stopped with this ricer shit, like what, 5 movies ago?

I want to be pro feminism and stand up for women’s rights and watch Mad Max: Fury Road with my wife, but then a woman like this comes along and all I can say is....I’d tap that ass. “But, but, but, listen to what she has to say!!!”. Naaaa. “When a hot man says dumb shit we don’t just ignore his thought process and…

I get looks from Lamborghini folks when I say Moor-chee-a-lago, like as if my name was Corleone or something. I even do the shrug and finger pinching.

I have a Camry Dent on my Infiniti. I got it from an old lady at a Right-Aid parking lot who “didn’t see my car because of the glare from the sun in my rear view mirror”. The funny thing is, she had plenty, plennnty of room to pull ahead before hitting my car, but she kept reversing, and reversing, and reversing.

I got chastised today for calling a black person black today. I was asked who the manager was and I said “that black guy over there”, and was scolded and told to use the proper term, African-American, but I didn’t know if he was Haitian, Jamaican, Dominican or what.

She’ll just start calling them Mondays.