But Mr. Horrible says, “I don’t mind, the only thing that bothers him me is someone keeps moving my chaaaaair.”

Sorry, looney tunes ladies, no guns for you. You’re going to have to back up your shit talking with your own fists.

Unless the Romneys and the still living McCains start stepping up to denounce these pustules that have taken over the party, the Republicans will continue to devolve into a sack of shit with a mouth. 

Thanks. I was going to say that as well. :-D

No kidding. Aston Martin should have fined you for drinking coffee in their car. 

Jesus, good riddance. Last time this show was on a TV in the room I was enjoying some BBQ in Llano, Texas at Cooper’s. No remote in sight to turn it off. Now maybe they can just put on Green Acres.

The film is a hell of a lot scarier if you still believe in God and the Devil, which as a kid I still did to a great extent. The thought that demons could possibly to do that to anyone was uniquely terrifying. And I do remember seeing the lines in front of the theater, which was the first time I had ever seen that. 

Gigantic, human-sized, albino penguins are one of the lovely things you can see at The Mountains of Madness. That and Old Ones and Shoggoths. Yuck.

OK, I need to interject into this right now. Both of you above me are searching for something, and that thing is called the em dash—

This thing with the periods.............  No. Just no. Use the em dash.

Wow, that is indeed petty.

Someone who thinks the Moon landings were faked is going to be a real idiot, so not petty at all.

I am so there with you, sister. I love geology and gems, but come on, they don’t possess magical powers. Anyone that actually believes in magic can go sit in the hall as far as I’m concerned. There’s much weirder stuff in the cosmos than that crap.

The last yoga instructor I went on a date with was the most aggressive, yelling, opinionated blowhard I think I have encountered in the past year. She was very lacking in chill for someone so spiritual. If only we could have scored that THC vape from her son before we went on that hike.

Well, if you were in Boulder, CO they would be wearing Crocs at a nice vegetarian restaurant. Maybe not today. That’s more a 2007 thing.

Texting in that way is only acceptable if it is meant to mock the texts of others.

Oh, no way. I always ask what someone else likes to drink and never assume they like the shit I do. 

People who can’t quit smoking in general have been smoking before they were 18, and this is a bad sign. 90% of pre-18 smokers never quit. So yeah, to me it’s a big deal. I can’t stand cigarettes or any tobacco either. 

A female friend of mine is the same way. She hates guys with frail hands.

“I tawt ya tits were gonna be shit but they is wicked pissah!”

The Nissan Cube is possibly the most hideous car ever made.