Awww, but I have such fond memories of my 1975 Superbeetle convertible with its 46 hp engine. It merely required me to wrench on it every month, without fail. When I got it, it was only 7 years old. But you had to slavishly do maintenance on the plugs, distributor, points, and plug wires or it was running like…

Canyonero!

I heard they were actually golden tickets and they got you into this wondrous land where candy grows from trees and rivers run with chocolate!

Hey, the kid and I were outdoors getting rained on! :-P

This app programmer does sound like a total choad.

Oh, you silly bunch of racists!

You know what? Fuck you and your “cis men” label. I’ll fight anti-abortionists, which I was doing already, but I sure don’t need to politically align myself with your poison pill platitudes. You annoying, identity-politicking queefs.

You are probably familiar with the Free Thought Project on Facebook, which gets shut down and resurfaces under a new name. Primarily they discuss police misconduct. But lo and behold, one day the 4.0 incarnation went straight into 9-11 conspiracy memes. I had two co-workers at a recent job that also spouted off…

Exactly. Lying about racial attacks hurts the people who are actual victims. 

Chicago PD has no control over the prosecution of crimes, that’s all the district attorney’s office. They are the ones that erased the charges.

Diddy’s Kiddies

Ah, the SNL favorite.

If only Jake had been another snotty art gallery hack in “Nocturnal Animals” he might have held onto Amy Adams. This looks pretty good, so sign me up for a look.

I spoke with a doctor friend about how he gets patients to admit to doing dumb things. At first, they will deny they had anything to do with the object being up their ass or in their penis. So, you help them craft the story. Recalling the lies of other patients, you develop the story in the same manner. “So, maybe you…

I’ll be happy to congratulate Trump one day for decomposing.

Well, no. If they believed they were married and told all that they knew that, then the marriage falls under common law marriage. Rules differ from state to state of course. It is however much better to file the paperwork at the county courthouse yourself.

Apparently this is now JezeJalopnik.

Got to watch out for that Bedbug guy. I hear he took that kid’s thumb.

If Imhotep was sleeping in that sarcophagus, then the sewage and motor oil that seeped in there over the decades more than certainly put him into a deeper coma. Pretty disgusting when you think about it. Everyone else gets a nice, dry, dusty tomb and these poor guys got a septic tank.

Why people continue to keep such animals on life support is beyond me. There are other dogs that need your attention. That toothless, bitey, blind Pomeranian that’s 14 years old needs to die so you can support the healthy middle aged dog sitting at the pound.

The true story of these guys has a lot more charm.

Joint Functional Component Command for Space is about as bad an acronym as Cybernetic Operational Optimized Knights of Science. Who would YOU send to battle the Beast Rebels Of The Hellscape?