God, just reading that synopsis of Allen’s latest film makes me want to vomit. Fuck you, Woody.

And Jon Stossell proved this by enlisting a group of people to only eat McDonald’s food for a month. Some of them even lost weight, because they were not told to force feed themselves.

“Supersize Me” is not a documentary. It’s infotainment.

Do men really prefer to stare at dudes on screen over women?

But these bans were imposed by Moore’s own handlers, and so were not common knowledge. The creep had people concealing his behavior. So the gullible public could pretend that was all a lie when it came out. Luckily, he was defeated.

When your colleagues start shitting into their hands and flinging it at each other, you just have to leave the party.

Your opinion is actually the majority opinion, let me tell you. I know quite a few Burners and there is a prevailing stereotype of the barely working, relying on the charity of friends for a place to stay, open-relationship having, put some fur on it wearing, life as theater, etc.

I still do like a lot of the art…

Pffft. I knew about Burning Man way back in 1996 when it was still cool.

I didn’t actually go, mind you.

But I knew, man. I knew.

Alabama ranks way up there in child marriages. They have normalized having sex with children. So of course they don’t see Moore as an aberration but rather something to aspire to.

Hitler wasn’t all bad. At least he killed Hitler.

Despite the Moore controversy, I think it’s important to note that Alabama doesn’t need Neil Young around anyway.

Which is based on the evidence that after they walk a few feet from the parking lot to their jobs, they feel kind of flat. And tires go flat, too, from touching the Earth. Soda goes flat after sitting. It’s science.

Oh, you can reverse just about everything you damage on your car while attempting to fix it, given enough money. Ha ha ha.

My worst fiasco was replacing the intake gasket on my 1987 Isuzu Trooper, which had been bleeding air into the engine and leaning out the mixture. I did the job over a gravel driveway, so when one…

All of the good bra makers for women with larger breasts are in the UK I’m pretty sure. Bravissimo is one brand. They have a US distributor now I think. And get this, they can tell you how to fit your bra correctly.

Poor Olaf! Did he just pass that fruitcake turd out of his extended snow anus?

That’s pretty much my favorite Christmas song now. They lyrics are what makes it so good. Lots of dysfunctional redneck familial fun. I know a group of people that like to sing that one at Christmas parties by the fire. I also love Sufjan Stevens’ “Did I Make You Cry (on Christmas Day)“

This is great news, and I hope the production company takes the warning seriously and fires that guy. I suspect they will, because they know they have a superhero property that has attracted the golden unicorn female audience.

The thing that’s fucked up about Louis C.K.’s request is that he clearly isn’t asking if he can take a flirtation to the next level or inquiring if the girl is into him. He is just asking if he can use her like a sex show worker and jack off while he watches. What the fuck is in it for the girl? If she did want to get…

This is simply awesome. I had a feeling people would support her flipping off of the Trumpster fire.

I can’t get enough of this car. In the ‘90s, some guy in my neighborhood had a white one that was early ‘80s vintage. I saw a nice and angular ‘70s version in Nederland, CO a few years back and really coveted it. I think I prefer that body design to the newer ones, but I would rather have the turbo V-8, so I would…