Harvey’s head looks like a cross between a ball sack and a kiwi fruit.

I know this is going to blow some of your minds, but actors consider each other merely co-workers. And who among us can’t wait to get away from our co-workers after the shift?

Thanks for the details, sickening as they may be.

I’m so relieved the perv that slept with his wife’s adopted daughter is here to help us all morally navigate the Weinstein scandal.

I love how the history of where these shitty statues came from is coming to light. It was the equivalent of Chevy owners mass producing Calvin stickers with him pissing on a Ford logo. Fuck each and every one of you posting asinine quotes from George Orwell or whoever to support leaving the statues alone. This shit…

I didn’t think I would laugh as much as I did watching that, but I’m still smiling.

Don’t Mess with Texas? I’m beginning to think, yeah, everyone should mess with you. You fucking suck donkey balls. You conservative, ignorant, heartless talking asshats.

I would be every bit as disappointed if O.J. had murdered some black people. The fact is, he got off. Period. Most black people even believe he was guilty. So fuck him now and forever.

Is Cheryl saying Kermit has no right to be bitter about life? He still needs to smile and do that show? Keep your real feelings hidden, frog. It’s for the audience. That is so sad.

No, really it sounds like Steve was a pain in the ass to work with and forchrissakes, he had 27 years with the gig.

I don’t require a pod with video games, but a goddamned chair to sit in at clothing stores would help my back a lot. Maybe I need a light, portable shopping chair? Now we is talkin.’

Just sneak into the beach and enjoy a law enforcement free weekend. We sure did when they tried to close a campground we use here in Colorado. And we burned their goddamned “closed” signs in the fire pit!

Maybe it’s time for a Dead Kennedys song remake?

Celebrity Democrats!
Celebrity Democrats!
Celebrity Democrats!
Fuck off!

The glory of this scene animated is astounding!

This is a favorite love-murder ballad of mine.

I just found that one at a used CD store recently! Plenty of murder of men and women for various, awful reasons.

God, P.J. and Nick are so wonderfully passionate in that duet. I love that video and that version of the song.

“Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy, but she had five mo”

Maybe Karen Black can get on the radio with Harrison Ford next time he has to land and continually call him “Honey.”

I hate to say it, but that’s a pretty big fuck up. It’s not like he doesn’t fly in and out of that airport frequently, or does he? Maybe it’s time to only fly into those little podunk airports out in the sticks, Harrison. Yer gonna be that pilot in Airplane ‘75.

“Yew av ruined mei life, Uber!!!”