Now that is fucking retarded getting shit from the Fat Boy Harley crowd. Ha ha ha. Well, ride alone like many of us do and fuck the rest of them.

I ride solo, too. What’s your favorite short ride out of Austin? I used to live there and would take my Honda XL250R to the tiny dirt course near Lake Austin. Lot’s of nice riding weather in winter in Austin. Not so much here in Colorado.

Dammit! I thought these stupid signs were real.

Wow, and they both look like nice guys and not some tattooed wank-socks I wouldn't give a ride to if I saw them hitching in the pouring rain.

For the person on the motorcycle, actually.

Why are there two photos of Mickey Rooney at the beginning of this story?

Especially driving on LSD to go to at Talking Heads concert.

The teen girls of a friend of my father's stole their dad's credit card and paid for a European vacation with that. But they obviously had passports, too. Maybe no passports for the jihadi-at-risk teen?

Mind blown. Wow, just wow. There is no end to Kanye's immense self love. Like the Universe, it is finite yet unbounded.

I love both of them and really wished they could have worked out as a real couple. Love this video and only became aware of it recently. Needless to say, I also adore the duet.

Look, "The English Patient" and "Atonement" are actually good romance films. Just don't make me watch any of that crap like "The Notebook" from that life-sucking prick Nicholas Sparks.

Ugh. A really cool friend of mine posted his fucking video today on FB. My heart sank.

I honestly don't care about football, although that is only in terms of watching games. I've always loved the stories from the underbelly as depicted in various films. But this series of tweets is just simply comedy gold.

No, no. X is tired of the "Great Generation" and Boomers, not you. You just assumed since you are younger that somehow we had a problem with you. Do you give us shit for having a cigarette? Do you critique our lifestyle? No, you don't give a shit about that. You and we are cool.

The only zinger you failed to add is how we are all "loosers." Well done, Y, well done.

Kevin Ward walked out on the track with his hands raised like an asshole to protest the wreck and got clipped. Boo fucking hoo. Get off the track when you wreck or stay put in the car until others can assist you. Strut around like a peacock and you get the horns.

Sweet Jesus, having permanant summer and winter facilities, or just say four of them would be so sensible. I sincerely hope this comes to pass.

I might be in the minority here, but I actually get movies my 5-year-old might actually enjoy watching.

That looks like something I would do.

I really don't think Barbara could ruin the movie going experience of seeing any of the Hunger Games films, they are so awful already.