I love this guy Aziz and I only saw him for the first time on a recap from Conan O'Brien yesterday!

Not only should the city be liable for huge damages, the police officers and medical providers should all be fired.

Only William Murderface could do that, if the steering wheel was in the shape of a bass guitar.

If ya can't back it, shelack it.

So...Johnny admitted to being an unfaithful husband apparently, and yet he was torn up that his wife was sleeping with someone else. What the fuck is up with guys like that? Just don't get married you morons. Have your girlfriends and fuck buddies and drop the charade.

That'll fucking teach you to tailgate!!!! Oooooo, I feel weak. Losing blood...unnnnnh.

What they mean is that "You destroyed our image of Steubenville as a community of virtuous, lovely people who wouldn't go around raping young girls." Well, your community did that on its own. So go fade away now.

I'm right there with you. Boo fucking hoo, lady with an extra house in the Hamptons to rent out and boo fucking hoo, young monied professional jerkoff kids.

Did Playboy buy/lease the land? Did they pay someone to make that stuff? Well, what's the problem then? Can't other companies put stuff on billboards? It's the same thing, albeit a little more indirect in the message. And also, it's in the middle of nowhere so who cares? Nice "controvesy" to get eyeballs on it, though.

The barrier looks high enough to keep someone from accidentally falling over. There must be something to what this guy was doing that contributed to his fall.

Just remember to wear a condom, young lady. Or just get that tubal ligation now.

This is like so cool, bro.

Wet weight? Yes, that is known as a fully hydrated baby.

It's a little known fact, but 25% of a baby's dry weight is feces.

I guess this is interesting because it's sort of a mud slide and not just someone driving across a low water crossing? Eh, it's just down the street from me and I haven't even bothered to go look at it yet.

As usual, the commentary is way more interesting than the article here. Nice work, ladies. I personally can't stand this personality type myself.

One of the best beer reviews I have ever read. Great imagery with word combinations like "cardboard" and "armpit sweat." Really top notch writing. I usually hate slogging through such dull lists, but this one is golden. Looking forward to your full length novel on whatever the fuck you were thinking about writing…

"Hey, I made this baby right here! Who says I can't go make a'nutha?"

That post made me smile, thebloodofthematator. I get very tired of continually revolving articles where one sex or the other announces with much fanfare that they don't need the other. That said, I am married and divorced and we both shared the household duties and that part worked out great. We are also still both…

It is not the perogative of a municipality to reject speeding ticket payments because of a rude note.