"Purge this area with flame."

What Neanderfucks.

Very, very glad these women got such a large settlement. They deserved it.

I have to take exception with Roger's opinion of "Shop Girl." I found it to be trite and the heavy handed narration Steve Martin wrote for his rich shitheel character actually made me throw up a little when I heard the droning sounds enter my ear. I forget the line exactly, but the character describes the girl's heart…

If you look at the behavior of sports fans and people that support warmongering, it is eerily similar. Team identification and us vs. them thinking is similar to enemy demonization.

Football is a surrogate for war. We can't always be off killing people and cheering our soldiers on, so we have games like football to keep us happy. There are a lot of parallels between the two worlds.

There once was a Pope named Francisco

That's not a keying job, someone scraped their shitty car against your truck. It almost looks like they reversed direction, too. But in the end, they didn't accept responsibility for the job and split without leaving their contact info. Jackasses, but not as bad as vandals.

Looks like Lifehacker has been hacked by Spamorz from Planet Shitballs. Blecccch.

He was vanquished faster than Don Quixote.

Nicely fought spammer.

Nice analogy.

But it is breaking news if that cheater is a 5 and you are an 8, because OMG, what was he thinking??!!! The whole article focuses on the most superficial measure of a person, their relative attractiveness. Shallow people I think especially are insecure at heart, and that is the basic problem with this sort of dull…

Jesus, just a few excerpts of this drivel is unbearable. It reads like people who have experienced breaches of legal contracts all tied to egos out of control. The point is not that someone cheats on you during a relationship or not, but rather that you provided a good side to it and were honorable. That's what…