As a man, I can tell you with sincere certainty that ever since Erin Andrews did those commercials for that Probiotic, I've found her more irresistible than ever...

I hate double standards. A kid goes between Howard's legs and it's all fun and games, but a couple of kids go between Anthony Mason's and the police get involved.

Who is that?

I'm pretty sure 2 Live Jews is a more accurate representation for Florida.

What an idiot. Everyone knows when you get a younger girl pregnant, you just take her for a ride on your motorcycle and let gravity do the rest.

Argyle is not to blame, but I would hate to see this turn into a pattern.

INTERVIEWER: After the disappointment of last year, I bet you can't wait for spring training to start.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

If only BlessedToComment was still alive today to make a 2nd Commandment joke before everyone else did...

The public will certainly get a clearer picture if the full video reportedly in the police's possession ever sees the light of day.

However embarrassing it looks, I bet it'll recede after a while.

What idiots, they don't need new toner!

If my experience has taught me anything, it's that the public will be hungry for something else in about 30 minutes.

Pussy, whipped

But, hey, at least it's a woman so it's not a "distraction".

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

"Coach, I'm actually thinking of staying for my sophomore year."

Only for those that are looking for it. If I wanted to I'm sure I could find racist images in my daughters Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs book.

"Hit the bricks. We're bringing in a younger tight end," I said to my secretary, days before I was sued for wrongful termination and sexual harassment. Hopefully this goes better for CBS than it did for ol' Chid.