I haven’t seen a comment this good in many years. +1

This is extremely weird, because I distinctly remember a bat flip as well, and in the replay there is clearly no bat flip...

It’s Mike Francesa, fight me.

You forgot this one:

Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

+1

Study: The 17 year-olds that were watching wrestling 17 years ago are now 34 year-olds that watch wrestling

J.R. Smith to reporters: “You tryin’ to hit the pipe?”

Fuck off.

Yellow Jackets are wasps.

Bees are #1. They make honey, and pollinate the fuck out of everything in the world. And all they ask is that you don’t fuck with their queen.

It took longer than it should have to get the right diagnosis, because no one knew what the doctor’s notes meant when he said Mike had “sarceauxma.”

Finally, an activity that Drake can participate in without making things weird!

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

.

Oh look! It’s the Dolphins!

“Hopefully, they didn’t miss the comeback.”

Well, we know one thing.

So “Smells Like Teen Spirit” because they are teens using their sweaty teen spirit to break rocks, and “Blitzkrieg Bop” because they were literally plucked from the Blitzkrieg during WWII?

There is no other explanation. This movie was conceived by geniuses.

Also, I made that song.