Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

I made a Derrick Rose parody song to ‘Let It Go’.

“It’s essential for picks though.”

If only he had brought a glove, he could’ve been like this guy at last night’s Marlins/Mets game.

I dust using a vacuum. I put on the little brush nozzle thing and use it to sweep/suck all the dust off everything. It’s the only way I can live knowing that the dust is getting sucked into the vacuum instead of just thrown back up into the air to re-settle later.

The sketch artist also captured Gisele reacting to the judge’s ruling.

+1 laughed

Budy

Another funny thing is that the Marlins “manager” said that the Diamondbacks, “Handled it the right way.”

The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

U.S.S. Enterherprize?

I wonder if the U.S.S. Minnetonka will run out of condoms before it reaches Pluto.

Greg Colbrunn

Dangerco sounds cooler anyway.

One of my favorite parts about this horrendous thing is how, because the way it’s made, the guy inside can’t actually give a thumbs up. It ends up being a kind of hitchhiker’s thumb. Like, someone please give me a ride to THE FUCK OUT OF THIS COSTUME.

If you want to watch something kill shit, cats are literally the best animal you could own. Domesticated cats kill more, and a wider variety of animals than any other animal on the planet.

Yeesh. +1

Well, there’s nothing to get your team hitting better than channeling Ted Williams.

Andre Dawson getting ejected and then throwing all the bats in the dugout on the field has to be up there. Also because the fans essentially followed suit as well. Can start around :40.

It’s essentially the same thing as saying someone traveled by just making a “little shuffle of his feet” in basketball. Except in baseball, they actually enforce the rules. They even enforce “unwritten” rules that aren’t even actually rules, so you know they’re going to enforce the real ones.