Nice to see Milton Bradley is taking it easy in retirement.

No.

Blatter released an early summary of his reform work:

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

I don’t know what’s the best, but Crest: Pro-Health is easily the worst I’ve ever used.

I don’t know what’s the best, but Crest: Pro-Health is easily the worst I’ve ever used.

What do these people want?

The full video, or just “to tips”????

*Prince Fielder opens door a crack*
*Slides Do Not Disturb sign on doorknob*
*Closes door to film room*

Sometimes, an NFL team gives a player and contract, and then doesn’t honor it.

50 Shades of Grey Matter

“You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to see the team wasn’t performing,’’ Loria said. “Everybody in baseball can see it.”

“I want to break it,” Rivers told USA TODAY Sports. “I want to lose. That’s why I came here. I knew when I came here that roster-wise, that was going to be very difficult. The first thing I did before I took this job, I looked at the roster and we laughed. I was like, how can I possibly fuck this u....AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys, sometimes when you want to make an omelet, you have to make sure someone else pays billions of dollars for the eggs, promise them that the omelet will make a positive economic impact, put the eggs in your own pocket, substitute dog shit for the eggs, and then laugh maniacally while you watch everyone eat…

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

Relevant:

Pitchers for the school were discouraged, because every pitch they threw got good wood on it.

Delonte West probably has some good advice for how to fuck with another player’s mother and get away with it.

Tina Brown and Grantland go together about as good as a slice of American cheese on a Pean....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gotta love how Don Lemon, who seemingly never has any understanding of what it means to be a member of the press, is saying “It’s not worth it” to a fellow reporter insisting that freedom of the press should exist.