A Michigan State fan looking the other way as a young athlete is abused?  Not exactly breaking news.

It’s the Babe!

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Dear Johannes,

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Well, it was the Christian thing to do.

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

I’m not great at analyzing the numbers on this kind of deal, but I have to assume Fertitta got screwed because the team is already underwater!

This was the first thing I thought of watching his face as he rounded first...

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

+1

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

I’m sad that this didn’t happen. This would have been the first Big 3 to have 6 first names, thus making it the most powerful of all Big 3s. Not sure what response the Warriors could have even had to that. Maybe find a way to trade for Kawhi or Carmelo.

That company’s stocks are going to have a Ard’time recovering from this fiasco.

she died doing what she loved: whipping things into shape

J.R. Smith to reporters: “You tryin’ to hit the pipe?”

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

He found a stranger in the Alps.